Iron Fist

It’s a beautiful day out — what the crap are you doing at home reading this website? Granted, it’s the greatest thing on the Internet, but still! Get your ass down to the waterfront to New Belgium Brewery’s 2006 Tour De Fat!

Seriously, there’s beer and bikes, do you need more incentive? If you get there in the next 30 seconds you can catch the start of the Bike Limbo contest. You can still get in on the Dance Contest at 4:45. And March Fourth is playing at 5:30.

What are you still doing here? Get going! This website will still be here when you get home. Shift your ass, you lazy bastard!

Excuse me now, please, it’s time for my nap.

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I got up this morning to check my email, because I’m an addict and can’t not check my email in the morning. My computer tried to tell me that my network cable was unplugged. “Goddamn it, no it isn’t!” I raged after checking my connection.

I rebooted, because 90% of Windoze problems are solved by rebooting the damn thing. Still no dice. Then I got a bright idea and dug up my Comcast bill. I could have sworn I’d had service for less than a month, but apparently I’m already overdue. Fuck.

Anyway, I’ll get to the bottom of this. Right now I’m using a Personal Telco node at the Natural Capital Center to crank out this post. What I’m saying is that this is going to be my excuse if my site doesn’t get updated this week, not because I’m completely lazy.

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