Iron Fist

Okay kids, it’s that time of the month again: the time when I get pissed off and unleash my Iron Fisted irritation on whoever has irked my ire in the past thirty days. This month is a themed “Fuck You” list, which shouldn’t be too difficult to figure out.

• Master Sonny and his Canadian Martial Arts School: I can’t tell you how much you pissed me off by taking ironfist.com and then sitting on it. Yeah, your site looks pretty, until you realize that all the pages either have “lorem ipsum” or “Your text goes here” written all over it. Thanks for nothing, and fuck you.
• Zolo Design Studio: Your site is under construction? No shit your site is under fucking construction. In the meantime, while you continue to do jack shit with it, you’re sitting on a prime domain name I could be using. So fuck you too.
• IronFist Internet Design and Development: While that opening graphic with the spaceships looks pretty sweet, the truth is you dickholes can get fucked for all I care, because as far as I can tell you have done zero else with your site. I hope you’re getting overcharged for the hosting of your shitty site. And before I forget: fuck you.
• Maxfield from Oakland: I don’t really know who you are or what the fuck you think you’re doing, but I’m adding you to this list because even though ironfist.org wasn’t high on my list of choices for a place to park my site, the fact that you have been sitting on that domain for the last four years and are doing literally nothing with it right now has irked me to the point where it’d be a crime for me to not include you on the Fuck You List for this month.

Okay, that’s what I got. I can’t tell you how frustrating it’s been to have made the decision get my site professionally hosted and then discover that all the domain names I might have taken are being sat on by wankers who are doing shit with them. That, and there were some technical difficulties. Also, I’m sort of a slacker.

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We celebrated Sibyl’s 24th birthday today in Laurelhurst Park, where we had our event permit inspected at least once and were witness to some really bizaare time-based art.

I think it’s safe to say we had a pretty good time.

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Sibyl and Rachel returned safely and with all their limbs attached from their bike ride down the coast of Oregon and California all the way to San Francisco. Read about their chronicled day to day adventures starting here, or look at the massed photo set for the trip here. No word yet as to whether or not Rachel will be adding her own written saga of the trip, but she may do a special dance to celebrate.

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Here I am with my cousin and his Brazilian lady-friend, enjoying nature and the three-day weekend, and preparing to moon the camera.

The great part about this is that the camera went off without us realizing it before we could accomplish our mission, and so Vernon and I stood there with our asses hanging out for about thirty seconds, waiting for the click. Andréa, having better taste than us, elected to keep her pants on.

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So I’m looking through my email on one of my other accounts that I rarely check, and out of the blue I get the following short-and-to-the-point email from a friend of mine that I haven’t seen in years:

Whats new man? Long time no hear. I’m working in Iraq. Been living in DC for the past 4 years or so. Doing development work.

Hope to hear from you. )

Wow. I’m guessing we’ve got a bit of catching up to do…

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