Iron Fist

Okay kids, it’s that time of the month again: the time when I get pissed off and unleash my Iron Fisted irritation on whoever has irked my ire in the past thirty days. This month is a themed “Fuck You” list, which shouldn’t be too difficult to figure out.

• Master Sonny and his Canadian Martial Arts School: I can’t tell you how much you pissed me off by taking ironfist.com and then sitting on it. Yeah, your site looks pretty, until you realize that all the pages either have “lorem ipsum” or “Your text goes here” written all over it. Thanks for nothing, and fuck you.
• Zolo Design Studio: Your site is under construction? No shit your site is under fucking construction. In the meantime, while you continue to do jack shit with it, you’re sitting on a prime domain name I could be using. So fuck you too.
• IronFist Internet Design and Development: While that opening graphic with the spaceships looks pretty sweet, the truth is you dickholes can get fucked for all I care, because as far as I can tell you have done zero else with your site. I hope you’re getting overcharged for the hosting of your shitty site. And before I forget: fuck you.
• Maxfield from Oakland: I don’t really know who you are or what the fuck you think you’re doing, but I’m adding you to this list because even though ironfist.org wasn’t high on my list of choices for a place to park my site, the fact that you have been sitting on that domain for the last four years and are doing literally nothing with it right now has irked me to the point where it’d be a crime for me to not include you on the Fuck You List for this month.

Okay, that’s what I got. I can’t tell you how frustrating it’s been to have made the decision get my site professionally hosted and then discover that all the domain names I might have taken are being sat on by wankers who are doing shit with them. That, and there were some technical difficulties. Also, I’m sort of a slacker.