conversational gems from a happy hour that went on too long
On P. Diddy, and his preference for being served “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” on his room-service breakfast toast:
me: “But what if you didn’t serve him that? I mean, it’s the [fancy local hotel], it’s not like they’re gonna serve you fake butter. Do you suppose he’d notice if you gave him the real stuff, and say, ‘I can’t belive it’s not “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” butter’?”
Niels: “Or do you think he’d say, ‘I can’t believe a brother can’t get any “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”‘?”