please refrain from making noise until I am done with sleepy time
Mmph. Stupid alarm.What? No, I’m not going to move the blanket. It’s cold in here.
mumble mumble Whose idea was this, anyway? Jessica? Wasn’t this all your idea? Man, it is early. Don’t wanna get up yet. Please go away and stop making noise now.
Stupid hair. Why does it all have to stick straight up in the morning? Lame.
(Dear Lord, why couldn’t you make me look more like Dave2? The man has ’sex machine’ written all over him when he first wakes up.)
….
I bet I can squeeze another twenty minutes out of this whole snooze-button set-up before I need to get out of bed.
The curls!! What is it with everyone having all the gorgeous curls except me?!? Oh sorry. I’ll whisper now. *shhhhhhhh*
When you wake up, realize that you are just as cute as Dave….sheesh!
as sexy as dave is, he doesn’t have your dimples. love the tiny slit of an eye opening…
While I don’t deny that Dave2 is indeed a sex machine, you are selling yourself WAY short - adorable
Adding you to the growing list of participants!!
Oh - and I agree with Jenny….dimples rock
I would trade my sex machine charisma for your encyclopedic knowledge of science fiction literature any day, because that’s what the chicks really go for!
Assuming, of course, that I actually had any sex machine charisma to trade.
I think my sex machine broke back in 1986 sometime. I had to transfer my sex to a 1977 Ford Pinto with no heat and a rusted floorboard. Sure it gets me around, but it’s not like any women are going to want to take me for a ride in it…
That’s what happens with the rock and roll lifestyle, dude.
The thing about transferring all your sex appeal to a Ford Pinto is that then you have Nader riding your ass about the danger posed by your exploding fuel tanks…of passion.