Comments on: absenteeism http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/ The least current events on the web Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:51:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Fist http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1496 Fist Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:48:50 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1496 Oh, man. I've got to figure out a way to write off all this alcohol as a business expense or something. Uh, I mean: Congratulations! You're a winner too! Oh, man. I’ve got to figure out a way to write off all this alcohol as a business expense or something.

Uh, I mean: Congratulations! You’re a winner too!

]]> By: communicatrix http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1494 communicatrix Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:08:31 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1494 Wait - there are drinks? Uh.....Lincoln Park! Wait – there are drinks?

Uh…..Lincoln Park!

]]> By: Fist http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1484 Fist Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:47:46 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1484 You all win. Drinks are on me. You all win. Drinks are on me.

]]> By: kat! http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1483 kat! Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:29:27 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1483 brandon's comment made my head hurt. (congrats on the new job.) brandon’s comment made my head hurt.

(congrats on the new job.)

]]> By: brandon http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1482 brandon Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:53:15 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1482 you're all wrong! he got a job as a bike messenger and he's really, um, tall. this is a view from his 'desk.' that's why it's kind of blurry. i'm going to go have that drink now*. you can reimburse me at a later date. *technically i 'had' that drink** about a half hour ago*** **drinks ***presently you’re all wrong! he got a job as a bike messenger and he’s really, um, tall. this is a view from his ‘desk.’ that’s why it’s kind of blurry.

i’m going to go have that drink now*. you can reimburse me at a later date.

*technically i ‘had’ that drink** about a half hour ago***

**drinks
***presently

]]> By: Hilly http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1481 Hilly Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:16:09 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1481 Is that the same office you took me to last night? ;) Is that the same office you took me to last night?

;)

]]> By: shari http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1480 shari Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:03:39 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1480 You DON'T work in Wenatchee. Am I right?? Guess you owe me a drink now, too. And since I can tell you're still alive now, my odds of collecting just went way up. You DON’T work in Wenatchee. Am I right?? Guess you owe me a drink now, too. And since I can tell you’re still alive now, my odds of collecting just went way up.

]]> By: Dustin http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1479 Dustin Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:34:06 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1479 Your work in Maine, right? Your work in Maine, right?

]]> By: Dave2 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1478 Dave2 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:06:54 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1478 Congratulations! Triangulating the coordinates of the buildings being shown in the view... then analyzing the light patterns from the sun... and then calculating the refractive index of the glass to work out a magnification factor... then finally observing the depth of field fall-off from the lens of your camera... I am able to conclude that your new office is in Portland! If I am right, you owe me a drink too! Ooh. Using Google Maps "Street View," I am able to walk around your building! I'm a virtual stalker. Congratulations!

Triangulating the coordinates of the buildings being shown in the view… then analyzing the light patterns from the sun… and then calculating the refractive index of the glass to work out a magnification factor… then finally observing the depth of field fall-off from the lens of your camera… I am able to conclude that your new office is in Portland! If I am right, you owe me a drink too!

Ooh. Using Google Maps “Street View,” I am able to walk around your building! I’m a virtual stalker.

]]> By: asia http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/comment-page-1/#comment-1477 asia Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:15:16 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/2007/10/09/absenteeism/#comment-1477 You are working in the Lloyd district facing west... hmmm... After donning my turban I am able to determine that you work in the only building between 7th and 9th avenues on Multnomah Avenue. Somewhere between the 8th and 12th floor? If I am right you own me a drink. You are working in the Lloyd district facing west… hmmm…

After donning my turban I am able to determine that you work in the only building between 7th and 9th avenues on Multnomah Avenue. Somewhere between the 8th and 12th floor? If I am right you own me a drink.

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