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kids need some stuff

I don’t have any kids, but I know a lot of people who do, and one thing kids seem to have in common is that they seem to need a lot of stuff.  If it isn’t a “hot meal” this, it’s “shoes” that or a “new coat” or for the really needy ones, one of those “iPod” whatsits that everyone seems to have one of these days.

But what with kids constantly screaming at you about what they need, and experts constantly telling you that they probably need something else entirely, how do you know what it is the kids really need?  What if it’s something else entirely?  I mean, yeah, having parents around and maybe some bacon now and then is probably important, but what about beans?

kids need red hot beans

And experts can all agree that the arts shouldn’t be neglected.  Singing along to 80’s music is a good place to start.

kids need karaoke

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.  It turns out there’s all kinds of things that kids need that I’ll bet you never even knew about.

kids need a lot of shit

I don’t know about you, but I’ll be keeping all this in mind when I visit the polls next month.  I can only hope that the candidates will address the distressing lack of rabbit pies in our schools in the next debate.

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