beard benchmarks
I don’t know if we mentioned this or not but, despite being held in a part of the country not especially known for it trees, TequilaCon this year is going to have a lumberjack theme.
Okay, not really. But Brandon recently announced that beardwhore09 was back on, and so I haven’t touched my razor in nearly a month now. If you think I look pretty gnarly in this photo, I imagine I will look twice as scruffy (at least!) by the time I show up in Santa Fe.
And now, if anyone ELSE would care to post a status photo, just to prove that they are actually on board with beardwhore again…
I don’t think anyone wants to see a picture of my beard. . .
I’m 100% on board with beardwhore09, as a spectator of course, but 100%.
The two of you are kind in protecting Brandon, but he’s going to have to prove his beardwhore status sooner or later.
Mmmmmm, yummy!
my pics are up. bearwhore09 comes out of hibernation. long live the bear!
At last!
I’m sorry, did you say something about a whore? Hehehehe.
Psst…Guess who might make it to Santa Fe after all?
I’m not telling.
I’m working on my beard every day. I’ve been leaving sacrificial gifts to the gods of beards, observing beard prayer days, doing ritual beard dances, everything! No beard yet. But I’m not letting it get me down. One of these days, the beard gods will reward my faithfulness. In the meantime, yours looks great. The beard gods must love you.
Hrm, you still look hot even when you are rocking the serial killer look. How DO you do that?
Very fetching. Hairy is in and hot!!
Y’all will be lucky if the TSA even allows you on the plane!!
Scruffy, with the curls, is very sexy. (Sorry, you probably didn’t want to hear that from me!)
I hope I don’t mistake you and Brandon for Joaquin Phoenix at TC09.
lewis, I freely admit to my whore status.
sarah, hmm…I hope it’s you.
shari, I just wished the abs gods loved me as much.
hilly, I’d say it’s my stylist’s doing, but clearly I don’t have a stylist.
selma, you mean I’m finally hip? Yay!
dave2, I went ahead and volunteered my name to the no-fly list.
matt, I take it as a compliment, actually!
martymankins, we’ll both be on Letterman the night before.
I’d totally join in on the fun of beardwhore09, but a while ago… it was pointed out that men don’t really appreciate facial hair on a woman.
Busty and brunette or not!
Guess I’ll just have to follow along on twitter… lol
(/joking)
Dutch women can only grow beards in summer…
I can’t grow a beard but I think you look hot with yours. And I normally don’t like facial hair so that is a huge compliment that I said you look hot with yours.
amber, no worries, we’re already entering a beard surplus this year.
dutchbitch, no winter beards? how do you stay warm??
radioactive tori, I think I will take that as a compliment, in that case!
Umm… we um… Shit… I’m cold!!!
Very nice. Here’s what I can offer to beardwhore09.