Comments on: kicking ass and taking names http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/ The least current events on the web Sun, 01 Apr 2012 22:12:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: hello haha narf http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3279 hello haha narf Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:57:27 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3279 damn, that is one smokin hot super hero. damn, that is one smokin hot super hero.

]]> By: Kyra http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3262 Kyra Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:17:19 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3262 Hmmm now we need a way to have our superheros challenge each other to a duel! Hmmm now we need a way to have our superheros challenge each other to a duel!

]]> By: Fist http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3261 Fist Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:59:22 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3261 jenny, the world would be a better place with more bearded heroes. scott, it sounds like the effects of Dr Demento's Mind-Control Ray have finally worn off. I'm glad. This is really good breakfast beer. jenny, the world would be a better place with more bearded heroes.

scott, it sounds like the effects of Dr Demento’s Mind-Control Ray have finally worn off. I’m glad. This is really good breakfast beer.

]]> By: scott http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3260 scott Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:26:31 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3260 Then suddenly, a slap with the flat of his sword cleared my mind. "Why are we fighting?" I wondered aloud. "We shouldn't be fighting. We should be drinking a beer." And so we did. The end. Then suddenly, a slap with the flat of his sword cleared my mind. “Why are we fighting?” I wondered aloud. “We shouldn’t be fighting. We should be drinking a beer.” And so we did.

The end.

]]> By: jenny http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3259 jenny Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:58:47 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3259 You know what? You don't see too many bearded superheroes, do you? That's a crying shame - the crime fighting beard is totally intimidating and alluring, all at once. You know what? You don’t see too many bearded superheroes, do you? That’s a crying shame – the crime fighting beard is totally intimidating and alluring, all at once.

]]> By: Fist http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3256 Fist Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:23:23 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3256 oh c'mon, do you know how often people need a spork and find that they don't have one? you can help people in a way that no other hero can. excelsior! oh c’mon, do you know how often people need a spork and find that they don’t have one? you can help people in a way that no other hero can. excelsior!

]]> By: Matt http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3255 Matt Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:08:01 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3255 I feel kinda wimpy now, since my alter ego carried a spork ... I feel kinda wimpy now, since my alter ego carried a spork …

]]> By: Fist http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3254 Fist Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:03:18 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3254 lewis, I know, I always wear a cape around town. nycwd, the beard makes the man, I always say. hilly, I wish I could figure out how to have biceps the size of my hero avatar. ashley, DO IT. you know you want to. chris, it's from the beard that I draw my superstrength. stacey, women love it and criminals fear it. shari, see response to ashley above, re: DO IT. sarah, if that's what you take away from this then I'm a happy man. claire, crime doesn't stand a chance between the two of us! scott, I'm taking the battle to your blog! lewis, I know, I always wear a cape around town.

nycwd, the beard makes the man, I always say.

hilly, I wish I could figure out how to have biceps the size of my hero avatar.

ashley, DO IT. you know you want to.

chris, it’s from the beard that I draw my superstrength.

stacey, women love it and criminals fear it.

shari, see response to ashley above, re: DO IT.

sarah, if that’s what you take away from this then I’m a happy man.

claire, crime doesn’t stand a chance between the two of us!

scott, I’m taking the battle to your blog!

]]> By: scott http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3253 scott Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:22:53 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3253 Oh, it's brought! (I'm not sure how to proceed from here. Do we describe parries and blows and such? That seems like it could get dorky really fast. Let's just skip to the end.) SCOTT BRINGS DOWN HIS MIGHT STAFF ON VAHID'S CURLS! VAHID's BLOOD AND TEARS POUR DOWN INTO HIS BEARD AS HE STUMBLES TO HIS KNEES. SCOTT FINISHES HIM OFF WITH A KICK TO THE FACE! FTW! Oh, it’s brought!

(I’m not sure how to proceed from here. Do we describe parries and blows and such? That seems like it could get dorky really fast. Let’s just skip to the end.)

SCOTT BRINGS DOWN HIS MIGHT STAFF ON VAHID’S CURLS! VAHID’s BLOOD AND TEARS POUR DOWN INTO HIS BEARD AS HE STUMBLES TO HIS KNEES. SCOTT FINISHES HIM OFF WITH A KICK TO THE FACE! FTW!

]]> By: claire http://iron-fist.net/2009/02/18/kicking-ass-and-taking-names/comment-page-1/#comment-3252 claire Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:16:51 +0000 http://iron-fist.net/?p=617#comment-3252 Love it. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0003838/" rel="nofollow">Edna</a> trained me to go sans cape with <a href="http://tallerthanaveragetales.blogspot.com/2009/02/surrender-no-not-now-not-ever.html" rel="nofollow">mine</a> though. ;) Love it. Edna trained me to go sans cape with mine though. ;)

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