Comments on: low survival value

By: Carol

Carol — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:23:53 +0000

Hello, Vahid! “Daylight Sucks’” sent me to your site! Enjoyed! Oh, what a gentle driver you are! My hero!

By: martymankins

martymankins — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:24:31 +0000

It seems in addition to being one of the locals, he is part of the larger collective that can’t put their device down in the proper places.

I mindlessly twitter and text on my phone, but only when there’s no one around to blog about it. ;-0

Great post.

By: radioactive tori

radioactive tori — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:12:18 +0000

I don’t ever use my cell phone but I am always terrified that I am so distracted with things (mainly kids and my huge “to do” list) that I will end up being someone elses story like this. I don’t think I am bad enough to do this, but maybe I am so distracted that I just don’t know? I don’t know how you kept from honking though. I would have done it just to see the guy jump.

By: Selma

Selma — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:05:21 +0000

I would have been hard-pressed to resist honking that horn. What a loser.
Did they ever find the company cars?

By: matt

matt — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:24:45 +0000

i bet he drinks shitty beer too. i concur with shari — we need a bit more natural selection.

By: claire

claire — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:16:41 +0000

I like a man who can handle a truck.

And an idiot with patience.

I would’ve opted for scaring the bejeezus out of him with the horn. Don’t wanna mess with me when I’m hungry.

By: Kerri Anne

Kerri Anne — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:01:17 +0000

This was awesome. Except for the part where the guy was an IDIOT. But, still, pretty hilarious. And nice restraint exercised.

Oh, the parking garage stories I could tell. Or the elevator parking garage stories. People + elevators = instantly awkward and inappropriate!

“See you tomorrow!”
“Yeah, I’ll be here. Unless I get hit by a bus first. Haha. I wish.”
“Umm….”

By: k8

k8 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:50:34 +0000

I’m usually pretty patient with people who don’t seem to notice me because we have a fairly large school for the deaf here. But sometimes, I just wonder. I mean, even if they’re deaf, don’t you think they’d FEEL the exhaust or the proximity of my vehicle? Because if they don’t, someday they are going to get smooshed.

By: Fist

Fist — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:10:41 +0000

You are so much trouble.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:38:29 +0000

Ooh! We are going to see Where the Wild Things Are next weekend.

Just in case you forgot.