The lady toe thing is killing me, first because it is funny and also because when my older son was little, he had an older sister and a twin sister who loved their fingernails and toenails painted. He would get mad when I wouldn’t do his so I started just doing his toes. His favorite color is red, so he would always insist on that. This is fine until I ended up at the hospital with him and his asthma, the doctor came in, took a look at his toes, said “oh I thought this was a different room” walks out then comes roght back in and says “this is a boy, right?” (he was a baby in a hospital gown so it is hard to tell sometimes). The painted toenails threw him off and it was hilarious to me.