Happy Birthday to my other sister
You know, a lot of people celebrate today as Valentine’s Day, but if you were cool you’d celebrate my kid sister’s birthday today.
It was seventeen years ago today that Juliet was born. I remember what a cute little bundle of joy she was when she first came into the world. We had no idea then that she would go on to have a rare glandular disorder which would cause her to top six feet in height by the time she was ten. Today, “Titanic Julie” is over nine feet tall and tops the scales at 450 lbs. Fun fact: Juliet can consume as much raw fish in a day as a mature grizzly bear!
Although Juliet usually hunts for her own food, she requested that for her birthday she be presented with a red-headed teenager to consume.
This poor kid. He has no idea what’s coming.
