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something ventured

Two weeks ago:

“You know what I realized the other day, dude?” I said to my cousin. “I realize that I’m big on talk and not so big on action, and I seriously need to swing that ratio the other way.”

He nods in agreement, or at least I assume he does. He’s in his apartment, and I’m in a parking lot, jabbering away on my cell phone. “Yeah, I’ve found that if there’s something I want to do, and I tell a lot of people about it, I end up not actually going through with it.”

“Exactly!”

“So now I’ve made a policy of just writing it down and keeping it to myself if I really want to do something, and then tell my friends about it after the fact.”

Interesting.

Four days ago:

I usually stick to just regular coffee during the weeks. But on Fridays I splurge and get a double cappucino. As Hannah steamed the milk for my drink she asked if I had any plans for the weekend. I told her that I was going out for a friend’s going-away party that night, but otherwise I had nothing really planned. “And you, Hannah? Any plans for the weekend?”

She told me that she was probably going to bike out to Sauvie Island with some friends on Sunday. “And then Sunday night I’m going to dragon boat paddling practice!”

On lazy weekends past I’d seen the dragon boats paddling away along the Willamette. I’d just never had any idea what it was all about. So she told me, about the practices and the races and all that.

“Sweet!” I said. “How do you even get started with something like that?”

“Actually, we need some more paddlers. You wanna come down and join us?”

Wow. “Umm…okay!” Operation: Push My Comfort Zone is still in full effect, after all.

“Cool! Well, actually, do you know Ducky, at the Mac Store?”

“Yeah, I know Ducky.” (I also know Ducky, but that’s another story altogether.)

“He’s sort of the team captain…so go talk to him and then just come down to the water on Sunday.”

Very interesting. I resolve not to tell anyone about this till later.

Two nights ago:

I show up early on the waterfront, hoping that I’ll see either Hannah or Ducky soon, since I know no one else on the team. People start showing up with life jackets and paddles in hand. Apparently the elite packs their own equipment.

Even as I climb into the boat, even as we paddle away from the dock and out into the open water, I can still hardly believe I’m doing this. It’s not the being in a boat on the river part — being in deep water doesn’t bother me. I was born to be on the water. It’s the fact that 15 out of the 18 other people in this overly long canoe are perfect strangers. And that this is something I’ve never done before.

Screw it. I’m pushing my comfort zone, right?

I pick up the rhythm of the paddling easy enough. Darcy, who is sitting on the bench next to me, gives me some pointers on technique, and tells me what Ducky’s different barked commands mean. We get our canoe going down the Willamette, paddling hard in the late afternoon sun. I am grinning like a madman and drenched in sweat by the time we swing around Ross Island for the trip back to the dock.

By the time we moor the boat I am soaked from head to toe in river water from that final sprint. The people I talk to on the way back up the quay seem impressed that I managed to keep up the whole time. Ducky tells me that the next practice is on Thursday.

I think I’ll be there.

Tonight:

My cell phone rings. It’s my cousin again.

“Hey, dude, how’s it going?”

“It’s going great, man…remember what we were talking about the other week?”

Wrestling birds

It’s just kind of cool. So I had to post it.

Is that an unborn conjoined twin in your stomach or are you happy to see me?

Tonight at the Shanghai Tunnel Natasha decided to share with us a newspiece she had seen on TV. “Somewhere in the Middle East,” she said, “they operated on this guy and they thought he had a tumor in his stomach, but they dug in and it turned out it was his unborn twin brother and it had been feeding on him like a parasite his whole life.”

Sure, I thought. That doesn’t sound too far fetched or anything.

Then I came home and fired up my PC, and clicked on a random link from Brandon’s blog, and read this:

“[The doctor] just put his hand inside and he said there are a lot of bones inside,” she said. “First, one limb came out, then another limb came out. Then some part of genitalia, then some part of hair, some limbs, jaws, limbs, hair.”

Inside Bhagat’s stomach was a strange, half-formed creature that had feet and hands that were very developed. Its fingernails were quite long.

Two words: Holy crap.

Read the rest of it here, if you want.

bumped off the end of the list

Poor Pluto. Only discovered in the last century, the on-again/off-again furthest planet from the sun in our solar system, not even recognized as having a moon until 1978 (at which point it was realized to be even smaller than we thought). And now, it doesn’t even get the distinction of being called a planet anymore.

For now.

The IAU voted this week on a formal definition for what constitutes a planet, and it turns out Pluto doesn’t make the cut anymore. At best, it’s considered a dwarf double-planet (its moon, Charon, is half the diameter of Pluto), and is now classed along with Ceres (the largest asteroid in the inner belt) as a lesser rock of the solar system. Also making the list of “dwarf planets” is the yet-to-be-officially named ‘Xena,’ which, like Pluto, is a Kuiper Belt object.

We’ll see if it stands. As an astronomer points out in this article, the vote about Pluto’s classification was taken from among the 400-odd astronomers present at the IAU conference, out of thousands of astronomers in the world. Some of them are going to appeal that decision (somehow; I’m not real sure what kind of court takes those cases) and more than a few are pissed off about Pluto’s demotion. So stay tuned.

In the meantime, here’s an article from the BBC, and here’s a great site about the planets of the solar system. Read up; yes, there will be a quiz later.

get thee to the waterfront

It’s a beautiful day out — what the crap are you doing at home reading this website? Granted, it’s the greatest thing on the Internet, but still! Get your ass down to the waterfront to New Belgium Brewery’s 2006 Tour De Fat!

Seriously, there’s beer and bikes, do you need more incentive? If you get there in the next 30 seconds you can catch the start of the Bike Limbo contest. You can still get in on the Dance Contest at 4:45. And March Fourth is playing at 5:30.

What are you still doing here? Get going! This website will still be here when you get home. Shift your ass, you lazy bastard!

Excuse me now, please, it’s time for my nap.

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