I went home sick after only a few hours of work today. As much as I enjoy kvetching about nearly everything (cf. my Twitter stream), being sick is one of the few things I won’t bellyache about (though I will post about it… er, maybe twice.). The reason why is because I don’t want to be diagnosed with a stereotypical Man Cold:
(Oh, and speaking of Twitter: a few people have told me now they think my tweets are funny, which amuses me because I’m used to keeping myself entertained and cackling at my own jokes, so for other people to find them funny is kinda cool. That being said, if you’re picking up what I’m laying down, can y’all help a brother get on Favrd one of these days?)
As much as I would like to put the blame for this post squarely at the feet of Ashley Awesome, who clued me in to the existence of movie making site Xtranormal with her own contribution to the art world, “Fungus“, the short film you are about to see was written and produced entirely by me. Any resemblance to any real persons living or dead is mostly coincidental.
I’d like to say the next one will be better, but let’s not all hold our breath. And yes, she does say “my little moose.”
I first saw this over at Matterdays and now it’s everywhere.

It was a toss-up between a lightsaber and a katana; I thought the sword might be mildly more intimidating to criminals. That and my crime-fighting beard.
Get yours here.
Think you’ve had a hard time working with an insurance claims agent?
So…who’s going to see Dark Night this weekend?