please refrain from making noise until I am done with sleepy time
Mmph. Stupid alarm.What? No, I’m not going to move the blanket. It’s cold in here.
mumble mumble Whose idea was this, anyway? Jessica? Wasn’t this all your idea? Man, it is early. Don’t wanna get up yet. Please go away and stop making noise now.
Stupid hair. Why does it all have to stick straight up in the morning? Lame.
(Dear Lord, why couldn’t you make me look more like Dave2? The man has ’sex machine’ written all over him when he first wakes up.)
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I bet I can squeeze another twenty minutes out of this whole snooze-button set-up before I need to get out of bed.
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