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I’m in a meeting room with one of my coworkers and my boss, waiting for the rest of the attendees to arrive before we start.

Me: Everyone have a good weekend?

Boss: Yeah, it was good.

Coworker: The get together at [the Departmental Director]’s house on Friday night was cool.

Me: Oh, sweet. Did a lot of our department go to that?

Coworker: Yeah, a lot did!

Boss: You didn’t make it, though.

Me: No, I know. I ended up going go-kart racing with my friends.

All: [laughter] Awesome!

[The Director walks in to the meeting room and takes his seat.]

Coworker: Hey, [Director], I was just talking about how nice your house was.

Director: Yes. [Looks directly at me.] How come you weren’t there?

Me: Sir! I do regret not being able to be in attenda-

Boss: He was go-kart racing! Haw! Haw!

Me: [complete mortification]

Director:

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I do not think I am happy with my boss today.

Comments

  1. August 27th, 2007 | # | 1 year ago

    Maybe he reads your blog, and makes it up to you tomorrow!

  2. August 27th, 2007 | # | 1 year ago

    Oh, man. I sure hope my boss doesn’t read my blog…

  3. August 27th, 2007 | # | 1 year ago

    Maybe I sent my cousins Vinnie and Mario over to your boss’ house, yanno…just to tawk ;).

  4. August 28th, 2007 | # | 1 year ago

    Ooh, I’d appreciate it. He is seriously in need of having some sense knocked into him.

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