the post wherein which I reveal my blog crushes
So I realize that this comes a little late to count for the actual Reveal Your Blog Crush Day, but what can I say, I felt like being an underachiever. That and I pretty much wasn’t home yesterday.
Anyway. Who is my blog crush? Well, let’s see…
There’s Jenny, and there’s Sibyl…
…and KJ’s not really a blogger which is a shame because I’d totally read her if she was, because her applied ketchup science is unbeatable, but anyway there’s Dustin…
…and I guess there’s Brandon, too…
…and let’s not forget Asia, who sure is hard to photograph because of her ninja powers, and she always seems to evade my camera, but you can see her better off to the left in this one:
But I suppose if I had to pick someone for my biggest blog crush ever, it’d have to be Shari.
And I had to go back and get some archival footage to get a picture of Shari, because zomg I haven’t seen her in, like, forever, and I was so looking forward to seeing her last night, but then I guess that a horse cart overturned and spilled apples all over the road and choked off the single road leading out of the remote mountain kingdom of Wenatchee, and then from what I hear they were overrun by Huns, and the local constabulary peed their pants in terror and it was up to Shari to repel the invading hordes all on her own using only her legal prowess, a pair of nunchucks, and her six-pack abs.
It’s a shame she couldn’t make it, because then I had to give my lone herpum to someone else, I think it was Brandon, and that just ended up making the other patrons of the Doug Fir really uncomfortable. Maker’s Mark is still on my list of proscribed drinks this month, but that’s okay because I’ve taken to drinking Tanqueray and my street-cred has only gone up from there. “Fatty dump” joins the list of proscribed words, but we added such great new terms to our lexicon like “cat wrangler” and “coug meat.”
And as usual, I wished the night would never end, but even as I write that my liver is giving a silent prayer of thanks that it did, and wants to know if I can’t please go and get another drink of water because cleaning up after me is hard enough as it is.
And there you have my blog crushes, although to be fair I think they already knew I was crushing on them.
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