The Best Bookstore in the World is going out of business!
Today was a sad day. I decided to check my real mail for once (not my email, which I check constantly because I’m a nerd) and received my latest catalog from Loompanics Unlimited, which featured the headline “Announcing The Great Loompanics Going Out of Business Sale!“
This was clearly cause for consternation. I discovered Loompanics a few months back (I don’t exactly remember how) and decreed it to be by far and away the coolest book store I’ve ever come across. I mean, sure, you can find some of these books on Amazon, but would you ever have gone looking for some of these? Only in the Loompanics catalog did I discover this many kick-ass, out-there books concentrated in one place.
And now they’re going out of business. Which is bad. But, they’re offering everything they have for 50% off. Which is good. So if you ever wanted to learn how to make fake ID, or take out a tank by yourself, or build a catapult, or use a bullwhip, or go Dumpster diving, or start your own country, or live as a hobo, or get out of paying your taxes, or any other number of things you probably won’t be able to find out about anywhere else, check out this bookstore. Soon. They’re selling stuff off like crazy.
