Iron Fist

Sorry for the lack of posts lately. Things have been a little busy for me. I have been doing really productive crap like listening to the radio and surfing the internet, though. As such…

• On the Adam Carolla Show this morning, they broadcast a story from Pittsburgh about how a man walked into a convenience store and had something wrapped in a towel that he wanted to heat up in the microwave. So the clerk pops it in the microwave, starts to heat it up, and notices something funny smelling. He pulls it out of the microwave, the towel falls open, and it turns out it’s a severed human penis. The person who needed it heated up flees the store. Pretty gross, right? Then I came across a link to the story and discovered that it wasn’t actually a severed penis, but the Whizzinator. So instead of being a severed body part, it was actually a piss-filled rubber appliance that the dude needed to be heated to body temperature so that he could take a drug test. Which, even as you are being grossed out, you have to admit is pretty comical.
• A man in Sudan was caught having sex with his neighbor’s goat. That’s kind of a tough spot to be caught in. How did they go about dealing with it? The goat-shagger had to pay a dowry of 15,000 dinars to the goat-owner, and made it his wife. Awesome.

Fear not, I promise this will be the last fake-penis and goat-sex related post I will ever do.